BELUSHI SPEED BALL Hawks Cat Bath Water As Band Enters Studio To Record New Album!

Following releases of music on a piece of pizza, Teddy Ruxspin, Furby and Super Nintendo among other oddities, Louisville thrash metalheads and nonsensical purveyors of exotic objets d'art, BELUSHI SPEED BALL are marking the return to the studio to record their next album by offering fans the chance to purchase home-brewed cat bath water. That's right, their faithful following are now able to obtain lead vocalist Vinny Crastellano's cat Stella's used, soapsuded water hand-bottled by the band and available for shipping immediately. 

Commenting on the his feline's soiled immersion fluid, Crastelliano says: 

“We here at Belushi Speed Ball pride ourselves in making generic cliché crossover thrash for cats and cat owners. That’s why we are proud to be the first metal band to offer Artisanal Siamese Cat Bath Water. Stella’s bath water to be exact. Now available on our Bandcamp.”

Purchase now at https://belushispeedball.bandcamp.com/merch

BELUSHI SPEED BALL are currently in the studio recording their 4th album, and folllow-up to 2024's masterpiece Stellkira, which features fan favorite tracks like "My Favorite Color Is Pizza," "This Is The Peak" and "Garth, Let My Family Go,"